I was was returning something at my local supermarket the other day and a woman in front of me was returning a disposable braai. Since is has already been opened, the assistant asked why she was returning it, upon which she replied, ‘Well… there’s no meat in it!’
The assistant calmly explained that the disposable braai was simply to braai the food and it did not actually include any meat.
Before she could turn to leave, the assistant checked the receipt and sarcasticly asked: “I see there are 3 braais on here, aren’t you returning the other two as well?”
“I can’t…”, said the lady, “they are at home in the freezer”.