Chicken is a Vegetable – The 10 Best Chicken/Vegetable Jokes

I was fooling about on the web trying to come up with some witty “is chicken a vegetable” jokes before I asked AI: “Is chicken really vegetable“… The answer might, nay WILL, surprise you. What does that tell us about AI?

Anyway… while I was browsing the web, I did come across some really funny chicken/vegetable jokes…

Vegetarians are grocer!

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!”
I said, “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”

Chickens grow on eggplants

chickens grow on eggplants

People Soup

People Soup

Chicken (well Turkey I suppose) Meme

Gobble until you wobble

** Update **: Check out some real-life lame chicken jokes on my TikTok:

Is that chicken?

@braaiboysa Wait until the end! “This is chicken, right?” P.S If you laughed, we need to be friends… so please click that follow button. #Chicken #Meow #MeowMeow #LetsMeat #HeeltydSpeeltyd ♬ original sound – BraaiBoy

Lame Chicken Jokes – Win with Festive Chicken

@braaiboysa Drop me your good/bad chicken jokes… and win a lekker chicken hamper from Festive Chicken… details on my FB page. #Chicken #Jokes #GoodJokes #BadJokes #competition #giveaway #LetsMeat #HeeltydSpeeltyd ♬ original sound – BraaiBoy

Feeling inspired to try something new? Check out my braai recipes for some chicken/vegetable recipes.


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