Demotivational: Cowboys Don’t Cry, We Braai!
My wife and I went to a buddy’s place for a braai. He was braaing, and for some reason, turned to me first and asked how I’d like my steak done. “No worries, I’ll braai my own, thanks. I like it very rare.”, I responded. “Aren’t you worried about mad cow?”, he asked. “Nah, she’ll[…]
Adapted from a True Story: After we’d done braaing one day, we passed out marshmallows and long forks to the kids. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block. All of us (kids included), raced down the street, where we found the owners[…]
I was was returning something at my local supermarket the other day and a woman in front of me was returning a disposable braai. Since is has already been opened, the assistant asked why she was returning it, upon which she replied, ‘Well… there’s no meat in it!’ The assistant calmly explained that the disposable braai[…]
Every Friday evening after work old Van der Merwe would have a huge braai. But his neighbours, being old-school Catholics were reluctant to eat meat on Fridays, and suffered agonies of temptation as the delicious aroma carried over. They persuaded their priest to try to convert Van. The priest makes a breakthrough and eventually, Van[…]
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than my braai.” With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over[…]
Various Braai Quotes from some of history’s most famous people